Flat fee • No calls • Delivered by email
Need wedding vows, a toast, or a eulogy by tonight?
Choose the pack you need, pay once, fill out a short form, and get words you can actually say out loud.
You are not buying “content.” You are buying relief before a public emotional moment. Each pack includes a full version, a shorter backup version, cue-card bullets, and rehearsal audio.
Wedding Vows
$79
For brides, grooms, and partners who want something personal without sounding cheesy.
- Main custom vows
- Short backup version
- 6 cue-card bullets
- Rehearsal audio
Get the vows pack
Wedding Toast
$79
For best man, maid of honor, parent, sibling, or close friend speeches.
- Main custom toast
- Short backup version
- 6 cue-card bullets
- Rehearsal audio
Get the toast pack
Eulogy
$79
For funerals, memorials, and tribute remarks that need warmth and structure.
- Main custom tribute
- Short backup version
- 6 cue-card bullets
- Rehearsal audio
Get the eulogy pack
How it works
Pay once
Pick the pack you need and use the hosted checkout.
Answer the form
After payment, you’ll fill out a short questionnaire about the person, relationship, tone, and must-include details.
Check your email
Your speech pack is delivered by email, including the shorter backup version and rehearsal audio.